Bloated pink tit, the second transplant, things started to get off track now, i had this image printed onto a T-shirt and this is what the All Blacks signed. This is a one minute video of them signing the same shirt this year. Here
My friend Ryo was the one who suggested that i get it signed in the first place and thats what sparked the series of images and videos.
"Can you sign that please."
(1st AB leans forward) "WHAT IS THAT!!???"
"Its a nipple transplant."
(2nd AB leans over to see why production line of things to sign has stopped) "WHAT IS THAT!!???"
"It's a nipple transplant, im the only one in the world with it done." (pull down Iron Maiden shirt)
"Awesome!!"
He's been the only person that has ever made a comment like that, so when i heard he was injured in a game and had to have surgery, i sent him a letter, i wish i had made a copy of it, my letters are funny to read and consist of crazy little drawings, i also included a little copy of the pic he signed in chch, just so he would know who sent it.
The black thing on my chest is the nipple now mainly dead flesh, and beginning to smell. It didn't hurt but it was mentally veryuncomfortable.
When i had the stitches removed, from where my titty was i was lying in bed that night and went to itch my chest at 4:20am, i felt a slight twang of pain and then some liquid run down the side of my chest, ohh shit.
The scar had split open and was oozing blood, can't go to the after hours clinic, cuz they'll ask too many questions. So im true hardcase style i patched myself up and went back to bed, the G.F. rolled over and asked me if i was all right.
"Yeah, nothing to worry about" i calmy said and i stared bug eyed in the dark at the ceiling.
After i eventually got the dead flesh removed i got to keep the bit they cut off.
Got a nice pic with it and a fly.
I pierced it on the boot of the car and put a 5mm flesh tunnel tunnel thru it.
I wear that along with a assortment of other things on a necklace, when i was down south a while ago i saw a tattooist friend in a bar, i showed him my chest and he was stunned, his partner didn't say a thing and just stared at me, i then held up the nipple and said "Wanna rub the nipple for good luck"
He very softly spoken so it was fucken hilarious to here him say in a deep gravely voice,
"OHHHH YEAH RUB THE GOOD LUCK NIPPLE!!!!"
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