Another auction on Trade Me that lasted the whole week, this one was The vivisector.
It got 68 views, no bids and 3 watchers. Weird thing was that all of the people who out it on their watch list were women, Paula-New Plymouth, Jo-Auckland and Mell-Christchurch who bought the first thing i sold on T.M.
Paula also wrote as a comment on the auction, "Oh my lol.. so different : ) I dont know what else to say, I admire your uniqueness : )"

The impalement is at 34 views. I guess people must have finally twigged that all the post is highly graphic and potentially offensive art.
On with the show i guess.

Image diary of impalement doll.
Finished video here. Scene from Cannibal Holocaust.

The viviscetor. Animal experiments can be fun.

The first nipple transplant. This is gonna be printed onto the T-shirt that will be getting signed at the rugger bar-be next year, its definitely the most surreal of all the images.

Bloated pink tit, the second transplant, things started to get off track now, i had this image printed onto a T-shirt and this is what the All Blacks signed. This is a one minute video of them signing the same shirt this year. Here
My friend Ryo was the one who suggested that i get it signed in the first place and thats what sparked the series of images and videos.
"Can you sign that please."
(1st AB leans forward) "WHAT IS THAT!!???"
"Its a nipple transplant."
(2nd AB leans over to see why production line of things to sign has stopped) "WHAT IS THAT!!???"
"It's a nipple transplant, im the only one in the world with it done." (pull down Iron Maiden shirt)
"Awesome!!"
He's been the only person that has ever made a comment like that, so when i heard he was injured in a game and had to have surgery, i sent him a letter, i wish i had made a copy of it, my letters are funny to read and consist of crazy little drawings, i also included a little copy of the pic he signed in chch, just so he would know who sent it.
The black thing on my chest is the nipple now mainly dead flesh, and beginning to smell. It didn't hurt but it was mentally veryuncomfortable.
When i had the stitches removed, from where my titty was i was lying in bed that night and went to itch my chest at 4:20am, i felt a slight twang of pain and then some liquid run down the side of my chest, ohh shit.
The scar had split open and was oozing blood, can't go to the after hours clinic, cuz they'll ask too many questions. So im true hardcase style i patched myself up and went back to bed, the G.F. rolled over and asked me if i was all right.
"Yeah, nothing to worry about" i calmy said and i stared bug eyed in the dark at the ceiling.
After i eventually got the dead flesh removed i got to keep the bit they cut off.
Got a nice pic with it and a fly.
I pierced it on the boot of the car and put a 5mm flesh tunnel tunnel thru it.
I wear that along with a assortment of other things on a necklace, when i was down south a while ago i saw a tattooist friend in a bar, i showed him my chest and he was stunned, his partner didn't say a thing and just stared at me, i then held up the nipple and said "Wanna rub the nipple for good luck"
He very softly spoken so it was fucken hilarious to here him say in a deep gravely voice,
"OHHHH YEAH RUB THE GOOD LUCK NIPPLE!!!!"

Frame from a cutting i did on my leg, the cat came in half way thru.

The Clash.

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I was supposed to go to a Anti Whaling rally today but due to bad weather and conflict of intrest factors it was called off.
The reasons were the result of a clash of cultures.

My friend Ryo rung me to ask about a letter he had recieved one say from Readers Digest saying he might have won $55,000.
After i filled him in on the scam he laughed, went quiet and said...
Why are you going to a anti whaling rally?"
He had seen that i had accpeted an invitation to a antiwhaling rally on facebook being held at a later date.
I explained that i was going to go down there in my pro whaling T-shirt He suggested that he come and sign the T-shirt at the protest.

"Gotta film that!!!!!."
Time passed and it became apparent quickly that he was really PRO whaling and this could get ugly.
I sort advice and we casually discussed what would happen. Things started to grind when i put up the Pete Bethune doll on the hippes face book page knowing Bethune himself would hear about it. It received a mute response so i post "Got my T-shirt ready for saturday."
it got this response from senior hippie connected to Bethune.

Hey mate. It might be a great way for you to get your kicks, but whaling is something we all take pretty seriously. It takes up to 45 min for a whale to die, and while I'm guessing you probably don't care about animals, I do. So could you please remove your posts, and refrain from making anymore. Cheers

Lol.

Ryo then said that he had to take his daughter whose two with him, i have a strict policy of no-one under the age of 18. Exceptions made only with prior discussion. This was just not appropriate with his fire hawk view, a family event and a ton of hippies with him wanting to start a huge arguement but worried about getting noticed because he was with me with a image of him on T-shirt eating whale meat which he wanted me to cover up more thou he had previously been happy with me wearing it twice in his presence, he also wasn't happy about me posting the image on the hippie event page.

I decided to cancel the event because of my concerns for the child and his welfare.

I recieved a text from my brother following a artical he read about Alan Hubbard that mentioned a auction on a little known website callled Sella, that had takendown the auction on the Monday, the artical was published on Wednesday.